A Flock Of Seagulls

So the BBC on radio 4 ran a story about seagulls prefering peoples left over food to food they catch.

Millions of pounds of tax payers money on surveiling me and all they can come up with is that I feed the seagulls?

Would be funny if it were not so life threateningly serious.

Actually I test my food on the seagulls to see if it’s poisoned, don’t know how they know it’s dodgy but they do. If they won’t eat it neither will I.

Wish I’d threw a fucking egg out.

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