When I take a bath I (used to) put my laptop on the floor just outside the bog with some music playing, the last couple of times the hard drive has been damaged while doing this, I don’t mean physically but magnetically, they are sensitive to magnetic fields. Ok I have been able to repair it using something called a fsck command for those of you that are tech minded but that is not the point, it means that the flat below with all the curtains drawn is using strong magnetic or radiological fields to interfere with my laptop and may go a way to explaining why my feet are discoloured and swollen and why the issue stops at my ankles. Dirty evil bastards.
Just means I have to keep my laptop and where ever possible my feet off the floor. These criminals need stopping. Now where’s my poufee?