A Chance To Get Rid

[MandelaTwo]

...of both my (potentially) illegitimate grandsons and pass the Crown over to Andrew Battenburg. Luckily the Queen was overruled by General Mike Jackson (he who averted WW3 at Pristina by overruling madman Blair) who decided it was too risky to send William due to his position as Heir to the Throne. So they sent the Spare instead, luckily Harry survived.

 

[MandelaTwo]

It's all starting to come out now that she really is dead! ....but what about the biggy? (Me) Can you just imagine the sensational stories in the (so called) press if they were allowed to report on my life story. A scandal to bury ALL previous scandals