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MandelaTwo

MandelaTwo

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So BBC Radio 4 have had Neil Newness making a fool of himself (no offence but you ain't no news reader) for the last three evening in a row. Something big is definitely going down and although your guess probably ain't as good as mine, it will need to suffice as I ain't speculating.

This afternoon I had a housing officer and a burly policeman knocking on my door, not (directly) accusing me of anti social behaviour but wondering if I have witnessed any? I had to bite my toungue with my gums, not to say that you two intimidators seem rather anti social to me!
 
Well ok then, lets speculate?. Last time I went to the shop after only ten days instead of the normal 14 or more. So Tuesday night first Newness stint I had an enforced JC visit next day understandable. Wednesday night Newness second stint, next day ten days since shop but I never went. Tonight, Thursday Newness again, they must think surely he must go to the shop (for potential entrapment) tomorrow. Fucking idiots I went to the shop after ten days the last time as a tactic, not out of necessity, I still had four or five days worth when I went, add to that the 14 days plus of food I got when I went to the shop.

Obviously I am not going to reveal to these idiots exactly how long I can last until I am forced to go to the shops again or whether tactics will be an issue but I can exclusively reveal that I will NOT be going nowhere tomorrow, so looks like you are in luck for a bit more overtime Mr Newness!
 
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On a completely cough cough unrelalated subject, there is a HOC vote on Tuesday regarding more lockdown measures due to the spread of omicron that they tried and failed to take me out with and a lot of Tory MP's are not happy about having to vote for them? TOUGH!

Should have thought about that BEFORE letting the genie out of the bottle
 
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