So on my way to and from my pre-arranged, enforced visit to the JC, there was a volly of about ten loud bangs that sounded like gunshots but were more likely gas bird scarer explosions, a few as I neared the JC as well. You have to wonder exactly what they are scaring birds from at this time of the year? Eating frost maybe!. Nothing was asked of me at the pointless visit to the JC. Luckily for me Pro Israeli blackmailer Grant Shapps (or something) doesn't have as much leeway as his Israeli counterparts in the West Bank!