Poisoned Mcvities Chocolate Biscuits

MandelaTwo

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The last time I went to the shop (Morrisons) I picked up a couple of long packs of McVities chocolate biscuits. I don't have time to do price comparisons, shopping is a potentially dangerous chore to me and I grab what I need and get to f*ck as quickly as possible. Bearing in mind that no one is allowed to talk to me without prior permission from the so called Security Services, this female employee 'appeared' out of no where and told me my long pack of biscuits are bad value for money and that the twin short packs are better value. OK I'll take your word for it. However the packs she gave me were or are poisoned, not the normal sore stomach poison but a bacterial type bowel discomfort poison. After getting unwittingly poisoned by eating two or three biscuits, I abstained until symptoms cleared, then tried just one bite. Same symptoms but milder due to reduced amount. Quite angry that Morrisons staff are complicit by ensuring I bought poisoned biscuits!

Part of what keeps me safe is my ability to pick things at random on the premise that they can't poison everything in the whole shop and for a staff member to persuade me to buy the pre-poisoned, stuff while pretending to do me a favour is evil and criminal in equal measures!
 
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