I can just imagine her little face, all red and shouting at her subordinates! Is this really the best you can do Sturgeon??? Almost the same game as the last time. Arrived at the checkouts and the conveyor belt self serve tills were closed gave me permission to use the basket self serve tills, which are a bit cramped, especially when there are lots of security service people pretending to check out.
So at the end of the beeping process and after I paid, I was about to leave (the exit has enough room for only one person) and of course the tills have cctv, with military grade timing an obese member of staff started lumbering in the exit at a very slow pace. They were hoping as usual that I would start a ruckus under the cctv Yawn. As a veteran of this game, I knew exactly what they were up to and just waited patiently for the greedy (fat) person to pass on by before making good my exit.
Oh by the way Nicola, my price has just went up again! Better have a word with your lottery guy!
So at the end of the beeping process and after I paid, I was about to leave (the exit has enough room for only one person) and of course the tills have cctv, with military grade timing an obese member of staff started lumbering in the exit at a very slow pace. They were hoping as usual that I would start a ruckus under the cctv Yawn. As a veteran of this game, I knew exactly what they were up to and just waited patiently for the greedy (fat) person to pass on by before making good my exit.
Oh by the way Nicola, my price has just went up again! Better have a word with your lottery guy!