Water Off A Ducks Back

[MandelaTwo]

Why do I get the impression that the Royals (Battenburgs) are trying to wind me up?

You have big daddy (only he's not!) Battenburg in a kilt, breaking with Royal protocol by allowing a peasant to hug him! While using his misogynistic, I'm a King crap to get his sister, Princess Anne into all the red crap of the day and Philip Battenburg's blackmailed ghost praising another Battenburg that was even pervier (but just as blackmailed) than him!

 

[MandelaTwo]

There is (as always) a reason for all this, but I ain't willing to talk about it (at the moment), you know loose tongues and all that!...and I mean that quite literally (Palestinian lives)

 

[MandelaTwo]

...and shame on you, ya blackmailed Pr*ck!!!!